FUNNY

These are true stories!

I attended a fifty-seventh year anniversary party and asked the man his secret to fifty-seven years of marriage. He replied with a smirk, "Keep your mouth shut."

When leading a music therapy group at a nursing home, I wanted to see if a woman in the group could recall my name from last week. I looked at the woman and asked, "Do you know my name Mam?" She paused then with a queried look replied, "You don't know your name?"